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Garfield the Movie (2004)

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on February 7, 2010

Garfield’s (voice of Reckoning Murray) shiftless, lasagna-led lifestyle at the home of his bachelor owner Jon (Breckin Meyer) is rudely interrupted when Jon blunders his way into accepting a stray dog, Oldie, from the local vet, Liz (Jennifer Girl Hewitt) for the benefit of whom Jon pines. Garfield at first rejects the ‘dumb dog’ but is somehow drawn to the likeable, undemanding mutt - who gets lost and is dognapped by tv show hostess Happy Chapman (Stephen Tobolowsky) in a evil scheme to be the spitting image him to the top of the ratings. Garfield sets out to recoup and rescue Odie. Jon and Liz keep up with gratify, and their romance is the think twice for it.

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Memories of Murder (2003)

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on February 5, 2010

The Korean film "Memories of Murder" seems so American from afar. It’s got serial killers and comic detectives and sex crimes and night chases and squabbling partners.

But literally in the first sequence it establishes its uniqueness and the understated eye of its director, Joon-ho Bong. A small boy crouches in a wheat field, aware that something is going on. A tractor pulls across the vast yellow plain and drops off a buffoon of a man who seems more like a defrocked clown than the police officer he turns out to be. The boy follows the man into a concrete culvert and there they see the bound legs of a woman’s body.


Hee-bong Byun, left, and Sang-kyung Kim in the complex crime drama.
Hee-bong Byun, left, and Sang-kyung Kim in the complex crime drama. (Palm Pictures)

"Go away, brat!" screams the detective.

"Go away, brat!" screams the kid.

"Go on, get out of here!"

"Go on, get out of here!"

The boy’s autism — he replicates everything he sees or hears, including facial expressions and head angles — is a little detail so real and unusual that it makes the scene jump off the screen at you, come to throbbing, exact life in a stunning way. And, needless to say, you’d never see anything like that in an American film.

Throughout the film, Bong fills his compositions with elements that sum up the incongruity, the sheer messiness, of life at its most banal, even in the middle of a murder investigation. At that same murder scene, people keep slipping down an embankment; children pull apart the scene, destroying any forensic integrity, obliterating clues. The cops round up the usual suspects and interrogate them the usual way: punches followed by kicks followed by more punches. It’s not that they get no confessions, it’s that everyone confesses.

This is a specific historic South Korea: It’s 1986, a military dictatorship rules, there is unrest everywhere, and police work is brutal, broad and lacking technique.

Thus the coming of a murder spree to a small town both excites and overwhelms the locals. Our hero, that bumpkin Du-man Park (Kang-ho Song), cares about the crime, the defilement and death of a beautiful young woman. But he has no idea how to solve it.

One night he’s watching the murder site and a young man approaches and asks a young woman for directions. Our cop thinks: Aha! The culprit returns to the scene of the murder. He jumps the guy and beats the hell out of him. And that’s how he meets his new partner.

Inspector Seo (Sang-kyung Kim) is from the big city. He has a rational mind and a contempt for the idiots he is fated to work with; but he, too, burns to capture the murderer, who, it soon turns out, has killed not just one but several young women.

To say more, of course, would be to play havoc with the most accessible aspect of the film, which is the chronicle of a big, occasionally stupid and misguided murder investigation. More than whodunit, however, what the filmmaker is interested in is whoisgonnasolveit. We watch as the detectives learn from each other and change under the pressure of the chase.

But what’s singular in all this is the director’s angle into the material, which is subtle, difficult to pin down, elusive. The best I can do is express the situation in American terms. Imagine two Montgomery, Ala., police detectives — white, of course — investigating a series of ugly sex murders in rural Alabama in about 1932 in the black community. They’re part of a system of oppression, of course, and thus that system is utterly invisible to them. They have no doubts or qualms about their right to pound the heck out of suspects, to torture them, to trick them into confessions. At the same time, they understand that the murders are vile, evil acts, and they desperately want to apprehend the culprit.

The only antecedents that come to mind, in which the detectives serve a corrupt power and are blind to its injustices, but acknowledge a moral order and seek to apprehend or kill the pervert who violates it, would be "The Night of the Generals," about a police officer hunting a sex criminal in the Nazi general staff, and "In the Heat of the Night," where Rod Steiger is a bigoted lawman who must work with an African American detective played by Sidney Poitier to solve a crime.

In "Memories of Murder," moreover, each character is brilliantly realized, including a hopelessly outclassed supervisor (he throws up a lot) and a number of young women who prove their shrewdness and pluck.

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Yet even as the movie presses toward resolution, one can feel the director’s reluctance to provide easy epiphanies, smug outcomes, tame answers. He’s more interested in capturing a society in flux as illuminated by the crisis of the murder investigation. What emerges is quite extraordinary.

Memories of Murder (132 minutes, at AFI Silver) is not rated but contains gruesome murder scenes as well as profanity, police brutality and nudity.

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Harry And Max (2005)

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on February 3, 2010

'Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room'

WILD APPLAUSE

Documentary. Directed and written by Alex Gibney. (109 minutes. Not rated.
At Bay Area theaters.)

Its name is synonymous with corporate misbehavior, but a experimental documentary
more Enron elevates its story into the ranks of the truly silly. "Enron: The
Smartest Guys in the Room" is laced with dark humor and "Are you kidding me?"
moments that shed redone taking into account on the rise and fall of the mammoth Houston energy
have relation.

NEW FLICKS

Take the audiotapes that director Alex Gibney features in "Enron." The
recordings, made during the height of California's energy crisis in 2000 and
2001, reveal Enron traders gloating as they shut down perfectly fine power
plants in a bid to raise kilowatt prices — and their own profits. One
trader hears about wildfires that are engulfing state property (including
power lines that, if burned, would raise kilowatt prices even more), and says,
"Burn, baby, burn!" Another says, "That's a beautiful thing." Gibney obtained
the audio from the Snohomish County Public Utility District in Washington,
whose lawyers secured them in an Enron-related lawsuit. The tapes, whose
contents have been previously reported in dribs and drabs, are damning
evidence of Enron's immoral practices, which fueled California's rolling
blackouts.

Another coup by Gibney: getting major players in the Enron debacle, and
those heavily affected by the corporation's ruthlessness, to speak frankly to
the camera. Among them is former California Gov. Gray Davis, who was arguably
deposed by the shenanigans undertaken in the name of Enron Chairman Ken Lay
and chief executive Jeff Skilling.

With a dose of incredulity that humanizes him, Davis rips the Federal
Energy Commission (whose chairman owed his job to Lay) for failing to
intervene early on in California's energy woes. Bush also failed to intervene,
setting the stage for Arnold Schwarzenegger's gubernatorial run. Asked whether
Bush and Lay had a political agenda to blame Davis for the state's energy woes,
Davis says, "Hello?"

Though much of what's in "Enron" has been previously reported by books
and print media, and the movie is based on "The Smartest Guys in the Room,"
the best-selling work by Bethany McLean and Peter Elkind, Gibney's film takes
all this info and ratchets it up 10 notches.

Gibney mixes in old clips of Lay and Skilling, then adds darkly humorous
touches, such as having the Dusty Springfield song "Son of a Preacher Man"
play in the background as we learn that Lay's father was a Baptist preacher.
(Another darkly humorous segue: juxtaposing the money-grubbing culture of
Enron with old black-and-white clips of the Milgram experiment — the Yale
University exercise that suggested that people would zap others to death if
motivated by money and pressure.)

Gibney lets Lay and Skilling hang themselves with words that are oh-so-
ironic in retrospect. Lay: "Enron is a company that deals with everyone with
absolute integrity." Skilling: "We're the good guys." Americans were taken for
a ride by Enron. This film lets us sit back and see how it all happened. There
will be lots of seething at the sight of it all, but there are enough good
laughs to make the experience more than worthwhile.

– Advisory: This documentary has brief scenes of nudity.

– Jonathan Curiel


'16 Years of Alcohol'

ALERT VIEWER

Drama. Starring Kevin McKidd, Susan Lynch and Stuart Sinclair Blyth.
Written and directed by Richard Jobson. (R. 96 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.).

"16 Years of Alcohol" belongs to a genre of films about battling the
bottle of which Billy Wilder's 1945 "The Lost Weekend" remains the gold
standard. Portraying problem drinkers on the screen usually isn't as harrowing
as drug addicts, who are invariably shown shooting up and in risky
transactions with sleazy dealers. Libations, by contrast, are a cinch to
secure.

But "Alcohol" is a pretty ugly movie in its own right. Obviously inspired
by "A Clockwork Orange," it depicts gang warfare along with one man's fight to
become sober. As a kid, Frankie Mac caught the dad he worships in a drunken
stupor copulating with a woman from a local pub. The implication is that
drinking is in his genes and a troubled childhood drives him to it.

In the opening scene, the adult Frankie (Kevin McKidd) is being chased by
a former buddy (Stuart Sinclair Blyth, in an over-the-top performance) seeking
revenge on Frankie for deserting a violent neighborhood gang. Left bleeding in
an alley, Frankie recalls how he got into this mess in gory flashbacks.

Like "Leaving Las Vegas," this Scottish film seeks to find a poetry in
the drinking life. In voice-overs that serve as a running narration to
Frankie's travails, he says things like, "I always wanted to be around love –

not too much, just enough to make my heart happy" and "Inside all of us is
something beautiful — something that only wants to say 'hello' to the world.
"

It's a safe bet these passages are from the semiautobiographical novel on
which "Alcohol" is based. Richard Jobson, who wrote and directed the film, is
the book's author. McKidd, a compelling screen presence, has a lyrical voice,
and for a while you don't mind him reciting Frankie's inner thoughts. But
eventually the movie drowns in words.

As if to offset this, Jobson goes overboard with visuals. Edinburgh's
steep hills are explored from every angle, with gang members running up and
down them. The whole movie has a dark tone, foretelling doom as surely as a
Greek chorus.

The only bright light is provided in two romantic interludes, a youthful
one with a girl too innocent to understand her moody boyfriend and a more
mature relationship with a woman Frankie meets in an acting class he looks to
as an outlet for his pent-up emotions. Mary (Susan Lynch) is warm and
understanding, and it seems she could be his salvation. Lynch and McKidd
convincingly convey the couple's attraction to each other — you can see
them falling in love. Their scenes together are a small reward for sitting
through a movie that is often painful to watch.

– Advisory: This film contains scenes of violence and some sexual
content.

– Ruthe Stein


'Harry and Max'

EMPTY CHAIR

Drama. Starring Bryce Johnson, Cole Williams and Rain Phoenix. Directed by Christopher Munch. (Not rated. 74 minutes. At Bay Area theaters.).

The subject here is gay incest, not to mention pedophilia. Two brothers -
- who both happen to be teen idols — go on a camping trip and start
fiddling about. Harry is 23 and a major boy-band star. He's bisexual and an
alcoholic. Give him a few drinks, and he's ready for anything. Max, meanwhile,
is only 16, gay and sexually precocious. They share a tent.

The most shocking thing about "Harry and Max" isn't the subject matter.
The most shocking thing is just how tepid it is. One would think, for example,
that when Max puts the move on his older brother, his sexual advance would be
greeted with astonishment. But no. Harry is not surprised, because he and Max
have had sex already! Yes, they've previously had a sex-filled vacation
together. What kind of screenwriter begins the movie after the point of
maximum tension? What kind of storytelling strategy is that?

The second most shocking thing about "Harry and Max" is that it's written
and directed by Christopher Munch, who made the elegant "Sleepy Time Gal,"
starring Jacqueline Bisset. "Harry and Max" seems like the work of a novice,
with self-conscious expository passages and emotionally false conversations.
The stardom of these young fellows is never made real. They don't have stars'
concerns, stars' vanity or stars' preoccupation with business. When Max says
that he still can't believe he made a record, nor that it was released and
that people bought it, it sounds less like modesty and more like a
screenwriter's refusing to take responsibility for the reality he's attempting
to create.

The point of view is peculiar. It disapproves of Harry for being a
manipulative drunk, but it doesn't really have anything bad to say about two
brothers having sex with each other — or with grown men having sex with
boys. There's no disapproval there. It doesn't seem to be an issue. One has to
wonder: If Harry were a better man, would this have been a love story?

– Advisory: Simulated incestuous sex, sex talk and crude language.

– Mick LaSalle

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“A messy melodrama.” Reviewed…

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on February 1, 2010

“A messy melodrama.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

Warning: there are spoilers throughout. For
this reason some might prefer reading the review after seeing the film.

”The Human Stain” is a messy melodrama. It’s much like but not
as accomplished as Douglas Sirk’s masterful Imitation of Life, where racism
in society plays a heavy role in influencing one’s self-esteem. It’s stylishly
directed by Robert Benton (”Kramer vs. Kramer”) with a true allegiance
paid to Philip Roth’s cunningly aesthetic 2000 novel. The Human Stain is
the last of a trilogy—American Pastoral and I Married a Communist—whose
themes deal with the split in the national psyche through loss and grief.
Its title is taken from the sordid Monica Lewinsky incident with the prez.
The screenplay is by Nicholas Meyer and the lavish cinematography is by
Jean-Yves Escoffier. It should be noted that the film is dedicated to Mr.
Escoffier who died after the film wrapped. 

Roth’s book investigates with a savage irony such topics as identity,
sex, college politics, lies, race and culture. The way these topics unfolded
as literary devices make it more suitable in a book than a movie, nevertheless
despite a few gigantic missteps the film held my attention throughout and
I was always tuned into the characters. It even had some surprising moments
of raw power, as it throws many ideas against the wall and some resonated.
The Human Stain uses one of the lead characters, Nathan Zuckerman (Gary
Sinise), to be Roth’s alter ego and the narrator-within-the-story. Through
this convention we learn the story of a recently widowed Jewish classics
professor of distinction, at the prestigious but tiny Athena College in
Massachusetts, Coleman Silk (Anthony Hopkins). He was born black in East
Orange, New Jersey, but has passed himself off as white most of his adult
life. 

The film begins from an incident that reflects on how uptight American
society is about race relations and its institutions that cover up their
moral blankness by dumb attempts to be politically correct. The story is
set in the summer of 1998 and continues through the winter. That was when
the President Clinton scandal broke over whether he had sex with Monica
Lewinsky and his lie about the affair got the sanctimonious right-wing
to call for his impeachment, while most in the country saw this as funny
material for the comics. Professor Silk’s problem is somehow linked with
that call for political correctness. The respected dean who helped the
college become a great scholarly institution, refers to two absent students
in his lecture as “spooks,” meaning ghosts. He is unaware that the two
students are black and when the students bring him up on charges of using
racial slurs, his weak-kneed colleagues absurdly refuse to back him. In
protest he quits. At home, when he tells this to his wife Iris, she gets
so upset that she dies in his arms from the strain. 

Wanting to get his story out and get revenge on his colleagues Coleman
tracks down the gentle reclusive writer Nathan Zuckerman, living in solitude
after two divorces and surviving prostrate cancer, in a nearby lakeside
cabin. He tells the writer he can give him a juicy story that will cure
his writer’s block, but the writer for the time being chooses to become
friends and gin rummy partners and share a musical interest in a radio
program broadcasting big band tunes from the 1940s. In one glorious scene
they dance to Fred Astaire’s “Cheek to Cheek.” But it’s not until the film’s
conclusion that Nathan understands that Coleman helped him live again and
feels obligated to tell his friend’s story.

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The 70-ish Coleman also begins another new friendship at the same
time he met Nathan. He gives the thirtysomething milkmaid and college and
post office janitor Faunia Farley (Nicole Kidman) a car ride and before
you know it they’re in bed. Coleman in a scene that appears more like a
TV ad, tells Nathan he owes his potency to Viagra. Faunia becomes an unnecessary
plot device and this chemistry free and unbelievable relationship brings
the film down to an absurd level it almost never recovers from. It seems
Faunia also has a few secrets to lay down, as she tells about splitting
at 14 from her wealthy mother and step-father because mom didn’t believe
her when told she was sexually abused. Faunia has lived a troubled life
since, refusing wealth and ending up married to a deranged, bigoted, ex-husband,
Lester (Ed Harris), who served as a killing machine in Vietnam and has
repeatedly beaten her. She also has to live with the regret that her two
children died in an accidental fire under her watch. Faunia lives in fear
that Lester, despite a court restraining order, keeps stalking her in his
red pickup truck, as Coleman fails to comfort her even as he bravely boasts
about once being a pretty good boxer and will protect her. Kidman deserves
a medal for going through the scene where she lays her heart out to a crow,
a scene that has Ed Wood Jr. written all over it. Even though Kidman can’t
save that kind of sloppy dialogue from biting back, she nevertheless makes
it less dreadful than it could have been. 

In any case, Coleman forgets about getting revenge on his former
college turncoats as he turns full attention to the affair. Can you blame
the old geezer?

We learn about Coleman’s early life through flashbacks, as he’s played
as a young man by Wentworth Miller–the biracial British actor. Much is
made of his skill in boxing, and that he was mentored by a Jewish doctor–who
might be his real father. Since he doesn’t look like anyone in his family,
I guess that might be one way of explaining his light appearance. 

In one of the flashbacks we learn of his first-love for a blonde
Midwesterner of Danish stock, Steena Paulsson (Jacinda Barrett), attending
college in NYC, and how she breaks with him because even though she loves
him she can’t go through with marrying a Negro. This is resolved when he
cruelly brings her to meet mom without mentioning his background, and she
gallantly sits through the dinner while in a state of shock. After that
rejection he joins the navy to get away and fills out the application that
he’s white. From thereon he lives the rest of his life with a well-ochestrated
lie, never even telling his wife the truth. 

Coleman’s modern tragedy is compared to a Greek tragedy, where all
problems are related to man’s relationship with women. 

That Mr. Hopkins as an unrevealed black man and Ms. Kidman as a sullen
janitor might be miscast, should not take away from how effective they
were in their glossy performances. They were still fun to watch. In any
case, casting anyone for the Coleman Silk part would have been questioned
for obvious reasons. That Miller does not resemble Hopkins is apparent,
but might not matter if you can just put the resemblance issue aside and 
enjoy the solid performance given by Mr. Miller. It might also help to
realize that racial identity is more a psychological and cultural question
than one of DNA. The film’s strongest supporting performance is reserved
for Coleman’s forthright mother Anna Deavere Smith, who plays the Juanita
Moore
role in Imitation of Life and gives the film the honesty and
force no other character could deliver in the same astonishingly magnetic
way she does in drilling home the point of racial identity and being true
to one’s self. For her astute summation of the events alone, the film was
worth catching. Though many parts of the film were spotty and awkward and
there never seemed to be an easy point to draw from the whole, nevertheless
the characterizations and the inflammatory subject about racism should
give one much to ponder long after the film is over.

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Ocean’s Thirteen (2007)

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on January 30, 2010


If they save up adding pompously names to the select list with each successive picture, they’re going to run out of stars before hunger.

Let’s set up with a toy history. In 1960 Guileless Sinatra and his Rat Pack pals made a comedy caper called “Ocean’s 11″ (or “Ocean’s Eleven,” since the opening titles used both numerals and letters). The movie was not unequivocally Sunday, but it gave Sinatra and his cronies something to do in Vegas during the lifetime while they were performing there at night, and audiences seemed to want watching the entertainers enjoying themselves in the vapour.

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Dart audacious about forty years to 2001, and director Steven Soderbergh remakes the picture as “Ocean’s Eleven,” getting the classiest guy in Hollywood, George Clooney, to do the Sinatra duty and surrounding him with the most prominent actors he could pronounce. The newer movie was considerably better than the older one, and the new cast seemed to be having at least as dependable a time as the old dash. Gratuitous to say, the remake proved popular, so Soderbergh did what every Hollywood official does: He made a supplement. “Ocean’s Twelve” in 2004 added yet more big names to the colouring and exaggerated the patch to the point of unreasonableness. It is possible that because the biography was so foolish and scattered, it didn’t fare as well at the box area or with critics as the first at one did; still, I enjoyed it best of all because I thought its breezy call, buoyant characters, and clever deipnosophism harked lodged with someone to the prototype better than the aforesaid entry and because the whole fetish seemed to nose about more send up at itself.

Anyway, what did Soderbergh do when his second film didn’t quite live up to expectations? In 2007 he made a sequel to the sequel to the remake of the starting. In “Ocean’s Thirteen” he tightened the allotment frontier, added the best enemy yet, and came up with a mediocre picture. The fact is, I meditate on the cast was good a little tired of it all by every now. Nevertheless, it’s not a sad movie, just a remarkably weightless a person that remains appealing effectively to see so many stars in one slot in an conglomeration casting.

The run-of-the-mill suspects are service in engagement: We’ve got Clooney again as the captain of the crew, Danny Plethora. Then we’ve got Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Bernie Mac, Casey Affleck, Scott Caan, Carl Reiner, Elliott Gould, Eddie Jemison, Shaobo Qin, Andy Garcia, Eddie Izzard, Vincent Cassel, and producer Jerry Weintraub. But in this act the filmmakers sooner a be wearing added even more big-timers to the cast roster: Al Pacino, Ellen Barkin, Julian Sands, and Oprah Winfrey among them.

The movie starts right demode with a particular of the prior party up to his predictable mischief, robbing a bank by burrowing through a next-door building. But there is more grave business at hand: Reuben (Gould) has had a stomach attack. It seems that Reuben invested all of his decent fortune in a Las Vegas casino, partnering with a prominent-shot billionaire Benedict Arnold named Willie Bank (Pacino). They intended to call the casino the Midas, with each handcuff a roast holder, but Bank copy-crossed him, leaving him with nothing. Bank balanced changed the rating of the place to the Bank Casino, and it was ample to get rid of pitiable old Reuben into a coma.

One clobber you know from watching these buddy movies is that you don’t do dirty to one of the gang. These friends stick together, do one’s daily dozen together, and work out even together. So Deep blue sea and his pals set out to ruin Bank by bankrupting his new casino and stealing his most prized possessions, a case wholly of diamonds awarded to him in the interest opening some of the biggest, most-wondrous hotels on the planet.

And that’s it. In the movie’s favor, Clooney is as charming as ever as Danny Lots. Here’s one of his best exchanges: Willie Bank threatens him, saying, “This town capacity have changed, but not me. I comprehend people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can’t even imagine.” Danny casually responds, “Well, I know all the guys that you’d fee to acquire a win after me, and they like me better than you.” The movie has several other good, pleasant lines like this one, but if it had even more, it would have been funnier.

Matt Damon as the nerdy Linus Caldwell gets a juicy flash unpunctual in the duplicate, and Andy Garcia as Ocean’s mark in the previous picture comes move in reverse to join the team this time. Call to mind, Garcia plays a rival casino owner who has as much to gain by Bank’s downfall as anybody. Even so, the other returning stars don’t progress much align. Needy Brad Pitt hardly shows his face, and when he does, it’s again in disguise. No Julia Roberts this time out, either.


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Redneck Zombies review

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on January 28, 2010

The Product:

Troma's move in reverse coddle, and it's reliable to have Lloyd Kaufman and his joyous band of b-movie bad-asses delivering DVDs again. After taking a break to produce and promote their mega-magnum opus

Poultrygeist

(if you haven't seen it yet, you're a shape! Come across out a get your Tromasterpiece Collection copy today!), this last summer saw a toothache of splendid home video do. From the insane vampire farce

Bloodspit

to the far more serious Spanish splatter job

Belcebu - Diablos Lesbos

, the company gave anxious fans aim to rejoice. With the cracked comedy

Mephitic Behavior

, the rural horror homage

The Demons Among Us

, the gay monster mash-up of

Yeti: A Love Story

and the sensational Hollywood satire

Cyxork 7

among latest titles, Troma has been delivering nothing but the good stuff. There's even a recent anniversary edition of the Trey Parker and Matt Stone classic

Anthropophagite!: The Musical

.

2009 promises even bigger and better offerings, beginning with another Tromasterpiece Collection title - 1989's

Redneck Zombies

. This gore-drenched goof from director Pericles Lewnes (yes, that's his real name) was a favored Saturday Night video rental for many a dateless fright fan. This DVD update does the often inspired gross out genre gem proud.


The Plot:


Somewhere in the middle of rural retard country, smack in the heart of moonshine making territory, a barrel of experimental toxic waste is unleashed. Believing it will make a better still than the crappy container they have now, the Clemson clan decides to hook it up and brew up some mash. The resulting liquor has a bad side effect, however. It turns the drinker into a blood thirsty monster. Meanwhile, in another part of the backwoods wilderness, a group of campers is lost. Hoping to find their way back to civilization, they run right into the center of a

Redneck Zombie

hoedown. The resulting carnage is complicated by the local military, angry that the government sponsored goo got into the wrong hands. By the time they saddle up and head out, the land is overrun with overall wearing undead inbred hicks.


The DVD:


For those of us old enough to remember the birth and phenomenal rise of home video, a movie like

Redneck Zombies

brings back nothing but fond, fond memories. It's the perfect example of how direct to VHS (later DVD) became the lynchpin for a thousand glorified geek-outs. As a fright film, Pericles Lewnes really doesn't deliver the shivers. This is more of a gore zone zonker than anything else. But buried within the skin snacking and gut ripping are moments of comic bliss, a few kitschy over the top qualities, and enough missing chromosome rambunctiousness to make the

Deliverance

kid's eyes cross. With that being said,

RZ

remains a solid product of its time. The late '80s outfits are just laughable, the acting is beyond amateurish, and just like many homemade auteurs, master Lewnes doesn't know how to finish. Instead of going out with a bang,

Redneck Zombies

just kind of peters out. Clearly, both creative and financial limitations played a part, but when you can manufacture hilarity out of a single repetition of the F-bomb (or an incredibly funny fat guy), money should not be an object.

Indeed, one of the best things about

Redneck Zombies

is Bucky Santini as the bumbling behemoth good ole boy Ferd Mertz. Every line reading is a rip snorter, every reaction shot a combination of classic silent movie mugging and devil may care camp. By the time he's trying to have sex with a severed pair of legs (don't ask), we'd follow this freakshow anywhere. Sadly, unlike other overused characters in the film, Mertz makes his impression and then fades into the woodwork. Another great addition is Tyrone Taylor as Tyrone Robinson, the military man who starts all the radioactive mayhem. While his opening scenes are shaky, he's hilarious when dealing with a slightly fey foot soldier. He's Walter Sobchak to the gay GI's Donny Kerabatsos. Unfortunately, there are other individuals who overstay their welcome almost from the moment they turn up onscreen. Most of the campers are tough to take, and the title white trash are beyond caricatures. Still, thanks to the kinetic energy Lewnes brings to the material, we can (almost) tolerate the aggravation.

And then there's the gore. While many may have never seen the film in its original sluice juiciness (a MPAA mandated cut made the rounds long before the "director's" version), Troma delivers the full blood and bile goods. There are some incredibly nauseating elements here, from disembowelings to the always icky eyeball eating. Certainly, the grue is quaint compared to the autopsy like professionalism of today, but back when it made its initial splash,

Redneck Zombies

was a notorious video nasty. It was right up there with

Street Trash

and

Nekromantik

. Today, it feels timid, if still slightly sickening. And since Lewnes and his cast are out for as much comedy as carnage, the subpar splatter gets a pass. Indeed, when viewed some 20 years later,

Redneck Zombies

, as a whole, manages to transcend many of the things it does badly. Taken in total, beyond the bumbling performances, middling make-up, and last act loss of focus, it's still a goofy little Grand Guignol groove. It's also a nostalgic nod to a simpler entertainment time - one that many Mom & Pop video store aficionados surely miss.


The Video:


Advertised as a new "Color-Corrected Transfer from the Original Master", the 1.33:1 full screen image for

Redneck Zombies

is a little off-putting at first. We expect our camcorder classics to look videotape tacky. We don't mind the messed up lighting, out of focus framing, and lack of cinematographic continuity. By cleaning it up, Troma takes an analog turd and tries to present it as a digital diamond. It's more like a revisionist rhinestone. While definitely not up to the standards of homemade moviemaking circa 2008, the presentation here is passable.


The Audio:


Unlike some remastering job which throws the music to dialogue ratio all out of whack, the sonic situation here is solid. The Dolby Digital Stereo 2.0 serves the script well, and when Lewnes goes in for some aural antics, the mix manages to capture it all splendidly.


The Extras:


One of the most intriguing things about

Redneck Zombies

was the original score. While the background ambience is pure genre cues, the various original songs written for the film are quite funny. Thankfully, Troma has tricked out this DVD release by offering the full soundtrack as a bonus CD. It's a whole lot of sh*t-kicking fun. As for the film itself, we are treated to a commentary track from Lewnes and producer Ed Bishop, an amazing set of "where are they now" interviews (be prepared for more than a few update "shocks"), a great intro with Troma chief Kaufman and the filmmaker, and a wonderful selection of outtakes, deleted scenes, making-of material and other promotional elements. Overall, this is another stunning digital package from Troma, and a product that proudly wears the "Tromasterpiece Collection" title.


Final Thoughts:


As with any walk down memory lane, the past is often far more potent than the present. Even now, films like

Redneck Zombies

no longer pack the glorified gag reflexology they once had. Still, you have to love what director Pericles Lewnes and his band of buddies put together, and thanks to Troma's terrific treatment of the title, a new generation can discover its outrageous wonders. Easily earning a

Highly Recommended

rating, this is one of the reasons Lloyd Kaufman and his company remain a viable part of contemporary independent cinema. While continuing to champion golden moldies like this, as well as breaking new ground with modern macabre like

Poultrygeist

, they never forget to support their "cinema as art" creed. While fans feared the worst, it's great to see the iconic corporate logo back on DVD product once again. And with offerings like these, it does indeed look like 2009 will be a very good year for Toxie and his sidekicks in schlock.

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Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on January 26, 2010

Loaded with the routine elements, Deadly Weapon 2 benefits from a consistency of tone that was lacking in the first membrane. This one of these days, screenwriter Jeffrey Boam [working from a romance by Shane Black and Warren Murphy] and commander Richard Donner hold wisely trained their sights on humor and the considerable charm of Mel Gibson and Danny Glover’s onscreen sympathy.

They’ve also dreamed up particularly nasty villains and incorporated enough chases and shootouts to hold the attention of a hyperactive nine-year-old.

Plot sets the duo after South African diplomats using their shield of immunity to smuggle drugs. Tagging along for the ride in a hilarious comic turn is Joe Pesci as an unctuous accountant who laundered the baddies’ money and now needs witness protection to stay out of the washing machine himself.

There’s also a fleeting entanglement between Riggs (Mel Gibson) and the lead villain’s secretary (the sparkling Patsy Kensit) that adds some welcome sex appeal.

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Divinity II: Ego Draconis ‘Necromancer’ Trailer

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on January 23, 2010

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In this new video, viewers liking encounter the formidable Necromancer, a collector of limbs and other parts of fallen enemies who resides on your Crusade Tower, waiting to do your bidding. The Necromancer’s chief propensity: combining body parts to release the power of "The Creature", a excise-created "pet" that player’s can party up with because of extra healing or tanking power.

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Music of the Heart review

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on January 21, 2010


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MUSIC

OF THE TICKER



(1999)


SKILFUL!


OSCAR
NOMINATIONS:


Best Actress (Meryl Streep)


Original Commotion


DIRECTED BY:

Wes Craven


WRITTEN BY:

Pamela Gray


PITCH:

Meryl Streep

Aidan Quinn

Angela Bassett

Gloria Estefan


LINKS:



Official
Site

(Miramax)



IMDb

details & showtimes

Now On tap:



"Small
Wonders"

VHS

Documentary that inspired the making of Music of the
Heart 

Miramax may have lost some of its iconoclastic edge as it has increased
in wealth and stature, but with

Music of the Heart

, it proves that
it has not lost the ability to take a true story and create an inspiring,
sentimental cinematic experience. A lot of the "teacher in the
blighted inner city school" movies involve men in high schools
drowning in violence, sex, and drugs. In this film, we have a woman who
has always loved music, who majored in teaching violin, but who put her
music career as performer and teacher on hiatus until her navy husband
left her for another woman.

Roberta’s teaching is not just for her students. It is the path by
which she knits together a sense of self, which is independent of her role
of wife and house mom. She emerges as a compassionate and demanding violin
teacher in East Harlem. This is no simple task for Roberta. Teachers,
parents, and students are at first unsupportive if not openly hostile. Her
new lover leaves for a job out of town. Her boys exhibit rebellion and
blame her for their father leaving. She can’t afford contractors, so she
hires ex-cons to build her new home. Her mother is appalled at the idea of
working and spending money to build a house in Harlem.

Roberta’s strength grows not only through learning to teach the
inner-city kids, but also from gaining independence from her mother and
the fantasy of the return of her ex-husband, and her growing clarity with
her new man, co-workers, and the Principal.

Anna-Maria teared up through most of this film. Craig, who is usually
more sentimental, joined her in a few moments . Rarely do we see a work
that is not only based on awe-invoking true events, but is also told in a
dramatic, powerful, coherent story. It unwinds slowly, but our sympathy
was always with Roberta and her kids and students.

And who better to play Roberta Gauspari than Meryl Streep. She brings
amazing grace and subtlety to her role. How can one ever do justice to her
unparalleled skill? She is a master of those minute expressions that look
so natural that our empathy is absolute. She expresses more character in the
crook of her little finger than many do in their entire repertoire of
techniques. The Academy has owed Ms. Streep an Oscar ever since the

Bridges
of Madison County

. We are sure she will be nominated again and from
what we have seen so far, we favor her to take home the little gold
fellow.

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We are also tickled that director Wes Craven, the master of the campy
teen slasher genre, steps behind the camera in a character and sentiment
driven work. 

Like

Mr. Holland’s Opus

,

Music of the Heart

focuses on
the impact that music has on the growing souls of young people, even those
who do not go on with music careers. Roberta’s efforts certainly prove
that, and the most beautiful moments in the movie do not come from her
fight to teach violin, but from the music itself.

Even if we are hearing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star", our
hearts simply melt when a bunch of kids from the worst neighborhood manage
to produce harmonious sound. Music is the salve for our souls. It can
express when our mouths are mute. It can uplift when our hearts ache. It
can create harmony where we only see discord, and most of all, it can make
us strong because it nourishes our heart and soul. This is the message of
the

Music of the Heart

.

For some, the film may seem overly sentimental, at times even treacly,
but the metaphorical power of the production and the overall theme of
finding and giving strength through the perfection of personal gifts
create an important and inspiring message.

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2046 (2005)

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on January 20, 2010

My first taste of Chinese director Wong Kar-Wai’s work was In the Mood for Love, his spare, quiet glamorous masterpiece, at hand a man and a housekeeper who chance their respective spouses are having an event but can’t quite bring themselves to do the same, regard for their undeniable longing for entire another. Kar-Wai’s latest, 2046, is a quasi-follow-up to that show, concerning the unmodified gyves, Chow (Tony Leung), but it’s a much more ambitious, imperceptive, flat maddeningly self-indulgent film. Some go through it’s the crowning achievement from a director who always viewed cinema as a type of ranting pronouncement slightly than a recital medium. But it left me gravedo.

Several years after the events of In the Mood for Intrigue b passion, Chow, things being what they are working as a pith novelist for hire, moves into room 2047 in a cheap New Zealand pub in Hong Kong. He’s a changed gyves. Once mannered and repressed, he’s now something of a ladies’ man&#8212he’s bring about the propagative relationship he not ever got to have with his eat one’s heart out-ago out of, but at no time originate her regular. The film gives us glimpses of his relationships with other women, scads of whom subsist next door to him in room 2046, including Bai Ling (Ziyi Zhang), a pervert for whom he’s more than a buyer. He also is tangled in a short, intense happening with a strange gambler known as Black Spider (Gong Li), and passes along letters for a woman (Faye Wong) whose father doesn’t insufficiency her to marry her Japanese lover.

All of these women organize their cause on Chow, who integrates them into the story of his science-fiction novel 2046, sequences of which we see played unfashionable onscreen. These interludes indication at deeper meanings and symbols, and have all the hallmarks intended to provide a glimpse into Chow’s inner dazzle, but they’re frustrating. Gorgeous, but frustrating. They stop the narrative spent, for united thing, and grow into it very critical to follow the already confusing adventures (and not in the wit-teasing in the capacity of that can be so fulfilling when done well). Marvels of visual design, composition, makeup, costumes, and special effects, these glimpses of the future nevertheless seem to distract from the core gest, turning what should be a small strokes emotional route like In the Mood for Love into a put off, hifalutin duplicity experiment.

A little background on the production proves telling&#8212it was filmed piecemeal, without a script, ended the indubitably of four years and reportedly changed from straight sci-fi to romance and back as the number one searched for the version, to the point where not any of the actors knew in every respect what motion picture they were making or what character they were playing. That’s not to say that it’s a total write-off, though&#8212this is a film with no bad scenes that unpretentiously doesn’t abashed together. I think I covenant what the story is “about,” strictly speaking&#8212Chow’s search to manage something at sea in the life, not quite glimpsed in the future, and certainly absent in the present&#8212but the message feels muddled, half-communicated, buried lower than drunk in residual.

But is it still worth seeing? Decidedly. As I said, this is a movie with no bad scenes, and more than a only one that ordain lodge in your memory for weeks. Every compose offers wonderful, carefully controlled colors and compositions, pure cinematic expertise (thanks to three cinematographers, including Kar-Wai regular Christopher Doyle, who is rumored to be struck by had a falling out with the director over this film). The all-star performers of Asian actresses offers extensively far beyond their pulchritude, specifically Ziyi Zhang, open and unshielded and heartbreaking.

If you can expend yourself in the visual splendor, revel in the glum mood the shifting, subjective narrative creates, you effect locate this to be inspirational, out profound. It’s certainly bold, but I couldn’t make myself over to it from A to Z. I’m not quite saying there’s no there, there, but I can’t relief but judge I’m missing something, and it’s Kar-Wai’s sin allowing for regarding obscuring it from view.

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