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Into the Badlands review

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 31st August 2009

“Absurdly muddled made-for-cable
horror
-western by New Zealand director Sam Pillsbury.”

Reviewed by Dennis Schwartz

An absurdly muddled made-for-cable horror-western by New Zealand
director Sam Pillsbury (”The Quiet Earth to the Cajun”/”Free Willy 3″).
The film makes no sense, has gratituously violent scenes, but it’s well-acted
and photographed. It’s taken from the following three short stories: Heck
Allen’s The Streets of Laredo, Marcia Muller’s The Time of the Wolves and
Bryce Walton’s The Last Pelt. They are loosely interwoven stories connected
by the presence of greedy white-bearded cart riding bounty hunter T.L.
Barston (Bruce Dern), who is in pursuit of a wanted man, Red Roundtree,
that places him in all three stories.

The film opens with a voiceover by bounty hunter Bruce Dern: “Back
in the days of the Old West, there were these stretches of territory that
I think God and nature just plain forgot about… dark and parched and
empty as the moons of Mars. Places where sensible men never ventured…
where only dreams and phantoms walked. Kind of a way station between civilization
and the Ninth Circle of Hell - The Badlands.”

In the first tale wanted murderer McComas (Dylan McDermott) is fleeing
to Mexico to escape Sheriff Aaron Starett (Andrew Robinson), who is determined
to capture the killer of his brother. In the border town of Laredo, McComas
meets sexy saloon gal Blossom (Helen Hunt), who is dying of consumption.
They fall madly in love and have a quickie before he crosses the border.
But to get out of town, he must fight a gun duel with the pursuing sheriff.

In the second tale Barston entertains with tall tales a prairie family
living in desolation but leaves before an oncoming storm. His host’s wife
Alma Heusser (Mariel Hemingway) goes out before the storm to keep their
neighbor’s wife, Sarah Carstairs (Lisa Pelikan), company since her hubby
had to leave on business. Sarah’s an eccentric culture vulture from Boston
who is out place on the prairie, spouting poetry, acting nutsy and hostile.
Later when Alma returns home at night, she may or may not be under attack
by wolves trying to come through her window. It’s a scene that proved to
be not only senseless and annoying, but pretentious.

In the third tale Barston guns down Red Roundtree, but when he returns
to town can’t get any one to sign a statement that they can identify the
corpse on his cart as Red’s and hangs around so as not to lose his reward
money. This leads to him having to face down Red’s four drinking buddies.

Into the Badlands is a trip into nonsensical moviemaking.

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Presenting Lily Mars review

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 28th August 2009

Judy Garland starred in plenty of flagship musicals notwithstanding MGM during her 15-year incumbency at the studio, but sole of her most entertaining efforts is a little-known, tearful-budget, boycott-and-ashen elite called Presenting Lily Mars. Originally envisioned as a straight dramatic vehicle for Lana Turner, this heartwarming and surprisingly humorous chronicle of a plucky Indiana teen who ventures to New York to forge a craft on Broadway possesses none of the glitz and élan of Metro’s Arthur Freed-Vincente Minnelli collaborations. Rather, it relies solely on Garland’s fresh-faced charm and velvet-toned voice, and benefits immensely from those endearing and formidable qualities. Mellifluous fans strength rue the movie’s foresee-basement look, but the lack of Technicolor, period trimmings, and mammoth production numbers allows us to focus more intently on Garland than we sway otherwise, and thus absorb more of her special gifts. Rarely has Judy looked so gorgeous on pellicle or filed a more natural, carefree performance, and her inimitable conjuring once again elevates a stock film to a higher plane.

Along with For Me and My Gal and Meet Me in St. Louis, Presenting Lily Mars helped Garland emerge from Mickey Rooney’s shadow and ease into adult roles. Stand Tarkington’s story may possess a familiar backstage slant, but more closely resembles 42nd Street than the adolescent and oh-so-predictable let’s-put-on-a-show musicals Judy did with Rooney. And though 19-year-old Lily Mars is far from a worldly woman, she’s got self-confidence and starry-eyed optimism to burn, and enough maturity to balance in her schoolgirl naiveté. Heretofore, Apparel was often typecast as a vulnerable, unsubstantial plain Jane, so it’s edibles to spot her break freely from that mold and come on to co-the leading part Van Heflin with lines like, “I know why you dealings with me as a sprog; it’s because you’re afraid to think of me as a woman.”

A drama diva before there everlastingly was such a term, Lily Mars eats, drinks, and breathes acting, and feels suffocated by her hick Indiana town and small-minded boyfriend (Ray McDonald). When favorite son John Thornway (Heflin), a successful Broadway regisseur, returns home representing a visit, the pertinacious Lily repeatedly tries to impress him with her ability, but her hammy, melodramatic readings alienate him instead. Undeterred, Lily follows him to Unique York with the security of landing a part in his new show, which stars his capricious girlfriend, Isobel Rekay (Marta Eggerth), an operatic diva with a jealous whiz a mile afield. Tender complications invariably ensue, and help realty Lily the predictability of a lifetime. But is she too green to manage good?

The recital may be familiar, but screenwriters Richard Connell and Gladys Lehman punch it up with some funny one-liners, and a primary-appraise supporting cast adds welcome zip to many static scenes. Richard Carlson is singularly delightful as Heflin’s scriptwriter sidekick, and Fay Bainter and Rise Byington make the most of profitless maternal roles. Each of Lily’s siblings also shines, but moppet Poppy (Patricia Barker) takes the cake, melting hearts and milking laughs as the youngest (and spunkiest) Mars child. (It’s muscular to pilfer a scene from Judy Garland, but Barker does it with ease and without any manipulative tricks.) Also of note for trivia buffs, Mickey Rooney’s real-autobiography dad, Joe Yule, enjoys a fine bit as a crusty produce administrator, and Garland’s animated dance partner in the finale, Charles Walters, would later earn illustriousness as a director, and helm such classics as Easter Parade, Summer Stock, High Society, and The Unsinkable Molly Brown.

The Lily Mars record is mediocre at best, but offers Crown plenty of chances to swing, most stunningly in the clever and bouncy Tom, Tom, the Piper’s Son. Yet perhaps the film’s most memorable tale is the temperate, heart-rending duet, Every Itsy-bitsy Decline, which pairs Lily with a extravagant scrubwoman (marvelously played by Connie Gilchrist) who years ago enjoyed a modicum of stage ascendancy herself. The tune’s understated sentiment, lilting melody, and simple staging combine to conceive an unexpectedly special silent picture hour. Slicker, but far less affecting, the tacked-on finale (filmed months after principal photography was completed) looks more expensive than the entire picture that precedes it—and more than a bit doused of place as a result—but lets a glamorous Crown, backed by Tommy Dorsey and His Orchestra, tear into Broadway Rhythm and outshine off her influential terpsichorean talent.

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Presenting Lily Mars is a stingy, sooner dated film, but its lack of pretense, beneficial ideals, and the intelligible presence of a young Judy Garland on the cusp of womanhood make it an irresistible treat. Other Rig movies are more popular and renowned, but this one chicly captures the star’s essence.

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reviewed by Brian Koller Comf…

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 27th August 2009

reviewed by


Brian Koller

Opulence and Joy (1984)
Grade: 53

"Comfort and Joy" is a glacially paced whimsical comedy that
doesn't quite make it. Bill Paterson stars as Alan Dickie,
an Adult Contemporary disk jockey that is locally famous.
Alan's live-in girlfriend, Maddy (Eleanor David), suddenly
moves out leaving Alan distraught. His surgeon friend
Colin (Patrick Malahide) is there to sympathize, but Alan
finds himself fantasizing about Maddy and wistfully inspecting
other women.

He sees a pretty woman in a "Mr. Bunny" ice cream truck. She
smiles at him, and he follows the truck with his car. He is
surprised to see goons wearing masks appear from nowhere and
beat the truck with clubs. One of goons spots Alan and gets his
autograph.

This incident has a strong impact on Alan. He becomes fascinated
by ice cream, and makes an on-the-air offer to arbitrate the
ice cream wars between "Mr. Bunny" and rival "Mr. McCool".
He is so coy about this that his radio boss thinks he's lost it,
sends Alan to a shrink, and takes him off the air. And Alan
does seem to have lost, babbling on to everyone about ice cream
and Mr. Bunny.

The only people who take Alan seriously are the feuding ice
cream vendors. The McCool's are of Italian heritage, which
apparently makes them act like mobsters, a stereotype complete
with the head speaking Italian and the son translating and
talking about family honor. Mr. Bunny has employed an attractive
daughter of the McCool's. Worse, the Bunny's control the
fish and chips market, that the McCool's want to break into.

Poor Alan is caught in the middle, naively attempting to
arbitrate the dispute, and only ends up blamed by both sides
and getting his beloved car bashed with clubs. But, eventually,
Alan comes up with a solution. He invents a recipe for ice
cream fritters and convinces Mr. Bunny and Mr. McCool to
market the concoction as a "joint venture", taking a cut
for himself as well. Apparently, Alan's boss is pleased as
well, since Alan returns to the airwaves to plug his new
product on his show as the credits roll.

Although "Comfort and Joy" is certainly watchable, it has
its problems. The pace is too slow, and the various characters
that are supposed to be humorous are not. The plot resolution
is too tidy, as the warring clans band together upon one
taste of Alan's recipe. The soundtrack is as tame and lame
as Alan's on-air music. But perhaps the biggest mistake is
the attempt to present violence and vandalism as something
amusing.

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Dramatizing the terrifying di…

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 26th August 2009

Dramatizing the terrifying bias against women in Iranian society, Jafar Panahi’s “The Circle” both fascinates and horrifies with its bold assertions about what it means to be a woman under a cruel, institutionalized patriarchy. The pic is shot with such skillful simplicity, the approval of Iran’s finest cinema, that the story of seven women who have crossed the law goes beyond its social statement to realize a wide-ranging benefactor epitome. With its content pushing at the outer limits of Iran censorship, “Circle” was formally banned until recently at residency, but a major prize at Venice could help the covering find a local liberation date and open up wider vistas around the beget seeing that this Italian coprod.

“The Circle” journeys down the realist road, closely observing individuals, using non-pro thesps and direct sound in place of music, while it also sets the characters in a dramatic context.

Panahi and his (male) scriptwriter Kambozia Partovi tackle one of the most taboo subjects in Iranian cinema. Though the film apparently deals with extreme cases of women who have been to prison, it is clear that the legal system is society’s way of punishing any female who steps out of line.

The film opens to the sound of a woman’s screams over a black screen. The narrative circle begins in a hospital maternity ward, where the unseen woman has just given birth to a baby girl. It will be her ruin, because her husband and in-laws are expecting a boy. This is the end of her brief story, but her name will be mysteriously heard once again at pic’s end, in a police station.

Smoothly moving the camera into the street, Panahi picks up three tough-looking young women who have left prison on a temporary pass. Why they were sentenced and whether they are guilty is never mentioned.

Arezou (Maryiam Parvin Almani) protects the 18-year-old Nargess (Nargess Mamizadeh), a girl whose innocent face sports a black eye and who seems unable to fend for herself. To get her money for a bus ticket home, Arezou makes an arrangement with some men she knows that is never spelled out, but which could be prostitution.

This segues into the story of the third girl, Pari (Fereshteh Sadr Orafai), who has escaped from prison to get an abortion. She looks up former jailmates Monir, a generous woman whose husband took a second wife while she was behind bars, and Elham, a nurse who is anxious to hide her past from her new husband. Pari’s path crosses that of another desperate woman, a single mother forced to abandon her little daughter on the street, hoping she will be adopted. Her story leads to an encounter with a resigned young prostitute, picked up at a roadblock.

The circle closes in a police station, shot just like the maternity ward at the beginning. The parallel drawn between the two locations would be shocking even in a Western film; here it is a very radical statement indeed.

Filmmaker Panahi here makes a leap beyond the films about children that won him international acclaim, “The White Balloon” and “The Mirror.” Without forcing, the stories bring out discrimination’s many faces.

A woman can’t buy an out-of-town bus ticket unless she’s accompanied; she can’t ride in a car with a man to whom she’s not related, or have an abortion without her husband and father’s consent. Women appear to be under the constant surveillance of men, who have the right to determine the limits of their freedom. Yet, though they have little control over their lives, they are shown as admirably resilient and courageous.

The idea of female lives making up an endless circle is echoed in Bahram Badakhshani’s fluid camerawork that follows femmes up and down stairs, through the streets and across a vast bus terminal, all sans Steadicam. The camera lingers on the actresses’ faces, bringing their problems and feelings up close to the viewer.

Iraj Raminfar’s art direction is a plus, while Panahi’s editing changes pace to follow each character’s rhythm, from the frenetic opening sequences to a nearly immobile conclusion.

“Circle” marks the second Iranian film screened at Venice about female oppression, after Marziyeh Meshkini’s allegorical “The Day I Became a Woman.”

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The Anniversary Party review

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 26th August 2009

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The Dynamic Duo Come Through

As digital video has arisen, there has been much talk near the differences between screen and video, and what sort of propel can be applicable for shooting on video instead of film, as well as the divers lighting needs and the difference in depth of department between cameras and so on.

The Anniversary Party largely pushes those questions aside by inundating us with what's really important - highly developed characters and a rich story unburdoned of the needs of a dominant plot.

If you've not heard the history already, here's the short version. Alan Cummings and Jennifer Jason Leigh scrounge together the money themselves for this low budget DV feature, starring themselves and their famous friends, and writing/directing it as a team.

And, as is so often suggested out there, they stick to what they know, being people involved in the entertainment industry, as well as each other. The difference here is that their characters are married to each other, and guess what, they're having a party here on their sixth anniversary.

The inside comments on the industry are littered through our landscape. Within the first ten minutes, we have Alan's character squawking on the phone about how they couldn't make a scene "filmic" - which doubles as a joke about the movie being shot digitally.

Our industrious pair's friends start filtering in, among them Gwyneth Paltrow, Kevin Kline, Phoebe Cates, Jane Adams, John C. Reilly, Parker Posey, and Jennifer Beals. And those are just the folks I recognize.

So, yes, there are times when you can tell this wasn't shot on film, generally from bits of fast movement a litle close to camera or glimpses of high contrast blow outs (when too much light enters the camera). They're not big flaws, but they're noticeable. With the advanced shooting schedule of the film - there were only nineteen days when all the actors were available to work - it was inevitable to have a few less than ideal shots. But what's amazing is how well this work looks overall. For the most part, they treat the DV like a film camera, being deliberate about any moves they do, and thinking through the lighting for each shot.

The story meanders, as we flit about between all these characters surrounding our celebratory couple. The tone walks a line between serious and comic, and manages to build up both to a surprisingly strong ending, one that fits thematically with all that's come before. They never hit you over the head with anything, just letting the words settle in, the actions wash over you. It's up to the audience to put things together, which is a tremendous deliberate choice, and rewards us for paying attention. There's definitely more material to soak in from additional viewings.

I saw this finally on DVD (oh, if I hadn't had to go home from Sundance early that year). The main menu is a lovely design, incorporating bits of the movie over parts of the house, as seen from outside. The scene slowly changes from day to night and back again, with an appropriate soundtrack. It's pleasant enough to just leave it there as you do other things, but it's worthwhile to explore the rest of the disc as well. The commentary by Cumming and Leigh is very informative and entertaining, given the level at which they developed the script, and how well they know all their friends who starred in it. There is also a moderately interesting documentary that appeared on the Sundance Channel analyzing one of the scenes in the movie.

This one certainly isn't for everyone, but it's a showcase for character and talent, and happens to prove that digital video is a viable medium for at least these sorts of projects now, and the future is only limited by imagination.

Review:

Jennifer Jason Leigh and Alan Cummings Project


6/10

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“The Dancer Upstairs” is an a…

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 25th August 2009

“The Dancer Upstairs” is an adult piece of work, made up mainly of quiet,
emotional scenes and detailed performances. Yet the uniformly measured pace of
the scenes and an overly drawn-out narrative soon hamper the movie’s
effectiveness. There’s never any doubting Malkovich’s directorial intelligence,

but he has a bad case of what Abraham Lincoln called “the slows.”

Spanish actor Javier Bardem plays Agustin, an honest cop who is trying to
find the whereabouts of a terrorist mastermind named Ezequiel (Abel Folk),
whose supporters are becoming increasingly violent. At first, they’re hanging
dead dogs throughout cities, with signs proclaiming the revolution. Later
they’re using schoolgirls to set off bombs and take part in massacres.

In a movie loaded with images of carnage, one is especially unforgettable.
Agustin comes upon one of the little-girl assassins, covered in blood and
barely alive. He wants to help her, and she responds by taking blood from her
mouth and flicking it in his face.

Laura Morante, the lovely Italian actress best known as the mom in “The
Son’s Room,” plays the title character, a children’s dance instructor for whom
the married Agustin develops an affection. In addition to the demented
terrorists, Agustin has to contend with a fascistic military imposing martial
law.

For the audience as well as Agustin, the romance comes as a relief from the
horrors of the political situation. Morante brings to the film a maternal
graciousness, the assurance that sanity and comfort still exist.

Agustin’s spiritual journey is Malkovich’s main concern, and so he switches
back and forth from romance to politics to illuminate it. Unfortunately,
either a more lively hero or a more lively approach was called for, as Agustin
is as brooding and introspective as the film.
.

This film contains graphic violence and sexual situations.

– Mick LaSalle



‘TEN’


WILD APPLAUSE

Drama. Starring Mania Akbari and Amin Maher. Directed and written by Abbas
Kiarostami. (Not rated. 94 minutes. In Farsi with English subtitles. At the
Opera Plaza and the Shattuck in Berkeley.)

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Movies that focus on conversations between cabdrivers and their passengers
have been done before — most notably by Jim Jarmusch in “Night on Earth” —
but Iranian director Abbas Kiarostami takes this premise to another dimension
with his newest marvel, “Ten.”

A mercurial taxi driver (Mania Akbari) is behind the wheel in every scene.
She’s angry at her ex-husband, whom she divorced. She’s volatile with her
young son (Amin Maher), who is equally on edge with her. She’s philosophical
and inquisitive with riders, all of whom (except for her son) are women. These
are private moments on the streets of Tehran, where every subject is discussed,

including sex and desire.

As the taxi driver, Akbari turns her position into a platform from which
she can rage at the way women are dependent on men (”We don’t know how to live
for ourselves!”), berate Iran’s religion-based legal system and compliment the
way one passenger cuts her hair to cope with her boyfriend’s sudden departure
(”It suits you”).

“Ten,” which takes its title from the number of sequentially ordered scenes,

was filmed with a dashboard camera whose focus rarely leaves the taxi’s front
seat. (One exception: It follows the back of a prostitute who goes from the
cab to a busy intersection. The prostitute’s bantering is one of the movie’s
many highlights.)

A minimalist film, “Ten” looks and feels like a documentary. At the end,
there is no big denouement, but a profound realization that the people we see
on camera are all aching for answers — and struggling to come to terms with
their lives. “Ten” is a rare chance for viewers to eavesdrop on everyday talk
in Tehran that, although fictionalized, must approximate what really happens
in Iran’s busy capital. There is a kind of urban universality here that
hurried people will recognize right away.

– Jonathan Curiel



‘CHARLOTTE SOMETIMES’

POLITE APPLAUSE

Romance. Starring Michael Idemoto, Jacqueline Kim, Eugenia Yuan. Directed by
Eric Byler. Written by Byler and Jeff Liu. (Not rated. R. 88 minutes. At Bay
Area theaters).
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The sexy, surprising romance “Charlotte Sometimes” starts by making an
ingenue out of a burly auto mechanic (Michael Idemoto) and gets more original
from there.

Led by the fetchingly stoic Idemoto, “Charlotte’s” cast is predominately
Asian American — a fact that’s treated as incidental to its story line. Even
more refreshing is filmmaker Eric Byler’s respectful treatment of his young
lead characters.

Most romances about smart, stylish young people like these would force them
into quip-a-minute mode, fearful that audiences weaned on “Friends” won’t
accept a simple, unhurried love story. But “Charlotte’s” characters are
allowed depth and self-awareness, even when they do the foolish things young
people do, like rush into relationships with strangers.

The mechanic spots an alluring newcomer (Jacqueline Kim) at his
neighborhood bar and follows her outside. We know this is a bold act for him
because director Byler, fond of lingering close-ups and minimalist dialogue,
has taken time to establish this guy as self-contained and deliberate. For
instance, he won’t act on a longtime crush on his bubbly neighbor (Eugenia
Yuan) because she has a boyfriend.

Idemoto and Kim make a gorgeous pair, and their early scenes brim with
sexual possibility and emotional danger. Her character plays it close to the
vest, as his does, but her air of mystery seems rather cultivated. You get the
sense this emotionally remote woman could do some serious damage to the poor
guy’s heart. Kim lends her character a thread of self-loathing that suggests
that she knows the tough-girl act is wearing thin.

Seeing them circle each other provides some intrigue but never satisfies
the way Idemoto’s scenes with Yuan do. Blithely exploiting his intense crush
on her, the sunny neighbor prods, teases and even elicits a grin or two from
the serious mechanic.

This film contains raw language, sexual situations.


– Carla Meyer



‘ONLY THE STRONG SURVIVE’

SNOOZING VIEWER

Documentary. Directed by Chris Hegedus and D.A. Pennebaker. (PG-13. 95
minutes. At the Van Ness.)

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The renowned documentarian D.A. Pennebaker legitimized the verite style of
nonfiction filmmaking: Roll the cameras, and the magic will come. “Monterey
Pop,” Dylan’s “Don’t Look Back” and the Clinton campaign-team portrait “The
War Room” (the latter co-directed with his wife and frequent partner, Chris
Hegedus) all captured an abundance of magic.

But Pennebaker and Hegedus also take on plenty of work-for-hire. It’s the
nature of their style — get out of the way and let the story tell itself.
Sometimes the story just lies there like an old cat in the sun.

Entertainment reporter Roger Friedman enlisted the filmmaking couple to
shoot this desultory where-are-they-now road trip, dropping in on some of soul
music’s founding figures, including Sam Moore (of Sam and Dave), Mary Wilson
(of the Supremes), raucous Wilson Pickett and the Stax Records father-daughter
team of Rufus and Carla Thomas. With Friedman, the narrator and emissary,
tossing questions as squishy as Jell-O and heaping praise on the performers
for their unexceptional appearances on the oldies circuit, it’s a wasted
opportunity.

The material was there for the taking. The crew caught Rufus Thomas, the
octogenarian Memphis R&B fixture who billed himself as “the world’s oldest
teenager,” just in time; he died of heart failure shortly after filming, in
December 2001. The camera loves his mischievous facial expressions, the rheumy
eyes and the bulldog mouth. Moore is another piece of work, matter-of-factly
recounting his destitute days selling drugs on the streets of New York and
yawning widely when his wife, Joyce, tells how he eventually kicked the habit.

But the notoriously thorny Wilson gets a pass (Friedman enthuses about how
great her voice sounds, when it clearly does not), as does Pickett, the
onetime star who might have more arrests than album releases in the past few
decades. Jerry Butler, the classy baritone whose biggest hit lends the movie
its title, tells an audience that he wrote his autobiography (also called
“Only the Strong Survive”) because “oftentimes we don’t write our own history,
so it gets screwed up.” Left to this disappointing documentary, these soul
survivors wouldn’t have much history at all.

– James Sullivan

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Third World Cop review

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 24th August 2009

This Jamaican redoing of Dirty Harry follows maverick crime fighter Capone (Campbell) on a gun-running case in his old Kingston ‘hood. He has to rethink his no-nonsense posture to community policing, however, when it seems his long-things ghetto friend Ratty (Danvers) may be financing his record producing with more than the occasional block party. Bawdy budget and shot on digital video, this beforehand feature is a peppy morality tale which casts a cynical comprehension over Kingston’s ambivalent faithfulness to the gun. If you can penetrate the patois, ignore the perilous procreative politics and dissemble the thumping reggae soundtrack do its work, there’s an enjoyably filthy energy here.

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Wedding Crashers review

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 22nd August 2009

Unfortunately, the inspired concept is coupled with weak screenwriting,
and the movie turns out to be much more fun to think about than it is to watch.
Despite sincere efforts from the actors, an R rating that frees up the
language and a Will Ferrell cameo that takes only five minutes to double the
movie’s laugh count, the film’s pleasures are greatly outnumbered by its
failed expectations.

“Wedding Crashers” begins so abruptly, with such a clumsy setup, that it
feels like a sequel. After an amusing scene where John (Wilson) and Jeremy
(Vaughn) are introduced as divorce mediators, director David Dobkin jumps
straight to a montage, where the crashers tear up the dance floor, eat too
much food and seduce women to the wedding party song “Shout.” By the end of
the song, John and Jeremy’s personalities are still indistinguishable, other
than Jeremy’s revolting tendency to stuff his face with cake.

Vaughn’s overflowing mouth of frosting marks the beginning of the movie’s
frustrations. Unlike the reality-disregarding universes of “Starsky and Hutch”
starring Wilson and “Old School” starring Vaughn, “Wedding Crashers” takes
itself very seriously as a romantic comedy. Yet the movie never adequately
explains how John and Jeremy avoid getting discovered and thrown out on the
street after they cut the cake, openly make out with bridesmaids and even give
drunken toasts. Seventeen weddings and nobody thought to check the seating
chart?

The movie’s dramatic intentions completely fall apart when John falls for
Claire (Rachel McAdams) and ends up on a “Meet the Fockers”-style weekend with
her eccentric family, complete with a violent football game involving Claire’s
too-evil-to-be-credible fiance. From this point, Dobkin bathes Wilson and
McAdams in the flattering light, melodic string-laden musical score and cute
cat-and-mouse romance games of a Jennifer Lopez movie — including a bike
ride through a meadow that isn’t played for laughs.

Throughout the movie, Wilson and Vaughn struggle against the derivative
script of newcomers Steve Faber and Bob Fisher. About half the scenes sound
like the dialogue was written by someone other than the characters, and they
are the worst parts of the movie. “Sarah, I feel like I don’t even know you,”
John says to a conquest he just slept with. When she responds “My name is
Vivian,” who in the audience didn’t see it coming? That’s the most memorable
in a checklist of recycled gags from the “Porky’s” era, including a foul-
mouthed grandmother, an adulterously hot mother-in-law and the logically
questionable use of eye drops as a diuretic to momentarily sideline a
potential suitor.

During the rest of the film, Vaughn and Wilson seem to be ad-libbing, and
these fast-talking scenes work the best. Vaughn’s patter is better in small
doses, but with Claire’s crazy sister as a love interest, he has a lot more to
work with than Wilson. Each gets a funny scene involving kids and balloon
animals. And while the actors aren’t very convincing as louses who fall for
their intended prey, at least they have chemistry with each other.

The movie ends strong, in part because of the welcome presence of Ferrell
as another crasher. He momentarily takes the humor totally off the rails,
where it should have been in the first place.

Farrell is really funny but mostly serves to remind viewers that the five
minutes of wedding footage in “Old School” were better than the 50 minutes in
“Wedding Crashers.” And you would never catch Frank the Tank riding his
bicycle through a meadow with a love interest. At least not with his clothes
on.

– Advisory: Nudity, profanity, sex and some violence, including scenes
involving a psychotic bridesmaid that may be traumatic for guys who have had a
lot of crazy girlfriends.

E-mail Peter Hartlaub at phartlaub@sfchronicle.com.

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“Do you have any idea what it…

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 21st August 2009

“Do you have any idea what it feels like to take a helpmate for twenty bucks?” - Freddy

Most people of my generation were elementary introduced to Downright Oz through his characters on Sesame Concourse, where his collaboration with muppeteer Jim Henson would be enduring him performing characters Bert, Oscar and Grover. This would impel at an end into The Muppet Affectation, but his most legendary puppeteering came as the basic Jedi, Yoda, in The Empire Strikes Reject and Return Of The Jedi. He and Henson would co-direct his first characteristic fog, The Swart Crystal in 1983. After going unaccompanied on The Muppets Take Manhatten, Oz would escort the 1986 remake of Little Shop Of Horrors. Its followup, another remake, this passe of the 1964 film, Bedtime Story, would tell the tale of a twosome of con men battling for expel on the French Riviera. Nasty Rotten Scoundrels paired the formidable talents of comedian Steve Martin and acting old-timer Michael Caine, reprising roles leading held by Marlon Brando and David Niven. Glenne Headly would upon the female lead, once held by Partridge Family mom, Shirley Jones.

Andre: She’s the blonde in the blue sequined dress. Extraordinarily rich, very married, imminently corruptible, and a content infidel.

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Lawrence: Superb.

The seaside town of Beaumont sur Mer is a vacation Promised Land for rich foreigners, and here, there is one man who knows how to work the ladies. Lawrence Jameson (Caine) is a governor con man, suave, sophisticated and accomplished to extract vast sums from innocent ladies by posing as a prince desperately distressing to fund his country’s range fighters. He discovers that someone else is making the ladies in his vicinity a grade, though the diction of one Freddy Benson (Martin) lacks all class or aspirations for the spacious scam, as he revels in conning the unsuspecting into buying him a free lunch&#8212an tour de force he openly brags about to Jameson, whose double entendres don’t let on that he is in the same racket. With news of an American con man named The Jackal making his way everywhere Europe, and fearing the repercussions should this uncouth upstart begin scaring away larger game, Jameson arranges inasmuch as Benson to be rerouted from his intended location, sole to compel ought to him replacement to burgh in the party of Jameson’s next intended mark.

“You can’t be too careful Andre, after all, a poacher who shoots at rabbits may also scare big game away.” - Lawrence

This unacceptable situation calls for retaliation, and since the town’s police inspector (Anton Rodgers) is also Jameson’s right relief man, landing Benson in penitentiary is a fairly trivial project, and his delivering is at most on the promise that he leave burgh and on no account return. Degree, as luck would partake of it, Benson stumbles on to some riveting information on Jameson, which changes the playing department, and instead of being on the run, he winds up as Jameson’s apprentice. This score will only do concerning so long how in the world, and soon the two men stumble on themselves in a wager for the spoils available, as an unsuspecting American soap heiress (Glenne Headly) stumbles into the middle of their schemes, and becomes a challenge both men will do anything to proper. What ensues is the genre of hilarity you could only get from a span of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

“May I take your trident, sir?” - Arthur

I be suffering with seen this screen innumerable times, and it not in any way fails to make me laugh. The casting was a expert stroke. Caine and Martin honour each other very, with Martin’s to the ground-the-superior comedy contrasting with Caine’s smooth and aristocratic appearances. Glenne Headly holds her own as the center of attention, as the two men try desperately to foil the other’s plans. The supporting sling is equally up to the test, from Barbara Harris’ Fanny Eubanks to Meagen Fay and Frances Conroy’s parts as unsuspicious suitors. Each adds yet another dimension to our pair’s underhanded maneuvering, providing ample moment for them to stoop the depths of their wretched behavior.

“Not mother?” - Ruprect

The cinematography plays a required role in the comedy, both by what appears on screen, and what is port side valid outlying of camera examination, with the use of clever reveals completely, changing the tone of a scene in an on the spot. The lush, sub-tropical landscape of the French Riviera is delivered with a wonderful eye towards construction, and the aware use of professional shots and cuts pepper the comic suspect to perfection.

The pacing is clean, carrying the commentary in a humorous and unpredictable frame. The story’s twists and turns, based on the original Stanley Shapiro and Paul Henning script, solemnize the audience wondering what will become of come upon next. The film is filled with dear dialogue and gags, from Martin’s dinner shilly-shally antics to his sappy tale of woe that he hopes make help him maintain his prize. Caine musters a few characterizations of his own to do his comparatively in this fray of wills. Chock-sentimental of never-to-be-forgotten scenes, brimming with crazed situations and the unstoppable and unconscionable ends each gentleman’s gentleman leave go to come insensible vanguard, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is a side-splitting masterpiece, and comes highly recommended.

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1990 - 87m. After the atrocio…

Posted by drbloodscoffinblog on 19th August 2009

1990 - 87m.

After the atrocious second part the only way the

Slumber Party Massacre

franchise could go is to go back to the more serious tone of the original film and while this third (and currently final) entry in the series isn't that great a movie, at least it doesn't have a greased-up wannabe Elvis impersonator with a guitar drill cracking wisecracks every five minutes.


Slumber Party Massacre III

starts off like your usual "fun in the sun" movie as a group of college kids are having fun playing volleyball on the beach and talking about the party they're planning on having at one girl's house because he parents are out of town. Nevermind that there's a longhaired weirdo all clad in black staring at them from the distance. And also don't pay any attention to the odd manned neighbour who has an unhealthy obsession with his barely legal neighbour's daughter.

From there we finance your stereotypical slasher moments as one girl is killed open early (she's drilled to demise through a railway carriage seat and it's staged to be perfect sexual as director Sally Mattison has her triggerman thrusting the weapon back 'n' forth in a suggestive manner), the rest of the girls do the predictable "slumber party" type things including getting flagrant and dancing on all sides, and the guys decide to not only bang the party, but also to scare the girls while they're at it. But before long people start to be killed by an all-new "driller killer" as people are slashed with a practice bit, staked with a "For Sale" sign from the lawn (this gave me a brief chuckle), and in general eliminated. This leads to a revealing of the killer that's never thoroughly explained - it's something to do with infancy sex abuse - and screenwriter Catherine Cyran's bad undertaking at a "psychological" ending.

If you're looking for some cheap nudity (mostly supplied by B-flick picture show seasonal Maria Ford and her milk dud like nipples), a mischief-maker of weak deaths, and exuberant stupidity then you might principled get a recoil out of

Slumber Party Pogrom III

. But if you're already tired of all the formulaic slasher movies out there and aren't microwave-ready to moan at heaps of dumb actions by the twist (like a disturbance where they've blinded the doozy and

SUPPRESS
don't run away out the front door…), then you're better off the mark rewatching the senior, and on the contrary advantage, haziness in the series.

Continuing the series trend of hiring on females to take on the writing and directing chores, this manages to be one of the more exploitive slasher flicks of the 90's as the female cast is constantly being slapped around, thrown down, and (in sole instance) becoming dupe of a biddable almost assault sexually. What's on pomp here is more misogynistic than not only the imaginative cover, but also more so than nearly the same films being made by male directors/writers. It's almost like Cyran and Mattison were saying to each other, "Hey, us girls can arrive slyly Women's Lib by ten years too!".
(Chris Hartley, 11/25/05)

Directed By:

Sally Mattison.


Written By:

Catherine Cyran.

Starring:

Kelly Christian, Brittain Frye, M.K. Harris, David Greenlee.

DVD ADVICE

New Concorde - August 29, 2000

Illustrate Ratio:

Sated Frame.

Painting Je sais quoi:

The picture here is pretty crappy. It's completely soft, has some scattered grain, and really doesn't look a heck of a lot better than the VHS tape I watched of this years insidiously a overcome.

Extras:

We get a trailer (plus trailers looking for the first 2

Slumber Party Massacre

movies and

Emmanuelle: Inception With

) and some really infirm cast bios and the usual Roger Corman biography that graces most Redesigned Concorde DVD's.

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